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Offline Aegd

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« on: July 11, 2004, 04:37:04 am »
Made me laugh =P , too bad its in swedish!

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Fjortisen (homo sapien fjorticus) är ett flocklevande djur som ofta syns vid skymning kring McDonalds,
ibland även vid sibyllagrillar, i stora gäng.
Hanarna känns igen på sitt tuppliknande läte och rödprickiga ansikte där jakten på den
mest IQ befriade tjejen börjar med att spela upp sin senaste ringsignal på mobilen.
Honorna känns igen på sina översminkade, konstgjorda utseenden och rosa stringtrosor
som hänger strax under armhålorna. Byxor i barnstorlekar är ofta vanligt.
Fjortisen kan upplevas som ett mycket störande djur då de under sin vandring
genom samhället kan utstöta sig höga parningsläten. Antalet av dessa djur har ökat markant på senare tid vilket har lett till en het diskussion om det är möjligt att börja skjuta delar av populationen.....
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« Reply #1 on: July 11, 2004, 04:59:31 am »
dot, dot, dot???
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« Reply #2 on: July 11, 2004, 05:24:55 am »
The fjortis is a herd animal that is often sighted at dusk around McDonalds,
sometimes even at Sibylla*, in large groups.
The males are recognized by their cock-liking sound and red-dotted face where the hunt for the girl with the lowest IQ begins with playing their latest cellphone signal.
The females are recognized by their overmakeuped, artificial looks and pink thongs that hang right under their armpits. Pants in kids size are often usual. The fjortis can be experienced as a very disturbing animal, when during their walking through the society can utter a very loud mate-sound. The amount of these animals has been a prominent increase lately, wich has led to a very wild discussion if its possible to start shooting parts of the population....


*Sibylla is a place where you can buy burgers and hotdogs and crap

Tried my best =p
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« Reply #3 on: July 11, 2004, 02:44:24 pm »
Its funnier in swedish :)
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« Reply #4 on: July 11, 2004, 04:32:33 pm »
yea >_<
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« Reply #5 on: July 11, 2004, 04:34:20 pm »
I dont think they have Fjortisser in the US. Its a nordic phenomen I think o_O
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« Reply #6 on: July 11, 2004, 04:54:19 pm »
Any fjortis footage available? Not that i ever run into one and i dont even know !!  :shock:
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« Reply #7 on: July 11, 2004, 04:57:41 pm »


pretty much like that, blonde (often colored) 2 gallons of makeup and push-up bras

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« Reply #8 on: July 11, 2004, 05:11:56 pm »
omg, thats worse than hell.

But i can assure u that type of ugly dumb bitches exists in Belgium, Germany and France aswell (seen with own eyes!! 0_°)
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« Reply #9 on: July 11, 2004, 06:32:12 pm »
hahahahahahahahah :D

fjortisar is the reason i dont belive in god.. why would somone creat somthing so enoying and evil?
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« Reply #10 on: July 11, 2004, 06:59:33 pm »
Yeah they are everywhere, in wales we call them "townies", in London the girls are "essex" girls ( exactley the same as described).

I think they are sub-species of human

Spotty boys hanging around a McDonalds carpark in mummys little 1.1 nova, lusting after over made-up wannabe models that colectively have less IQ than the burger wrappers they leave everywhere.
They have their moblie phones grafted to their heads, sout loudley about .. nothing... and constantley try to sneer at older mature fathers taking his children for a treat, I hate them, but then where I live they know that, and tend to leave fast when I show up.

(last time resulted in me tipping one of the little novas over, because the yob inside it locked the doors after I chased him away for throwing bits of his burger at our table)

They are everywhere and for the good of the human species they should not be alowed to breed, time for a Cull oO

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« Reply #11 on: July 11, 2004, 07:45:58 pm »
Okay... trying to follow along...

But if I understand you all correctly, this is a comedy piece about teenage kids hanging out at either a McDs or some other corner mom and pop burger stand, right? Fjortisen is the name of the kids or the burger stand?
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« Reply #12 on: July 11, 2004, 07:51:40 pm »
name of the kids
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« Reply #13 on: July 11, 2004, 08:20:08 pm »
lol cal townies in their 1.1 novas with a trumpet attached to the back of it, along with bits of plastic they call spoilers, u gotta laugh at them eh :>
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« Reply #14 on: July 11, 2004, 08:38:50 pm »
Fjortis is a way of life! The name comes from being age 14, because it's around that age the "fjortis" symptoms occur :P You can still be 20 and acting like a "fjortis" tho! I'm not one!

Don't you have annoying teenagers where you live Lizor? :P
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« Reply #15 on: July 11, 2004, 10:26:55 pm »
ooohhh  okay!  around me we call the women fjortissen "Preppies"

nextel walkie talkie phones are the preferred communication medium of the permanently brain damaged.

I DON'T WANT TO FUCKING HEAR YOUR CONVERSATION!  PUT THE PHONE TO YOUR EAR AND TALK FFS DON'T HOLD IT 10 INCHES IN FRONT OF YOU AND YELL AT IT!
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« Reply #16 on: July 11, 2004, 10:51:21 pm »
Fjortis girls in skimpy outfits are sexay
example www.deiligst.no   8)
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« Reply #17 on: July 11, 2004, 11:46:29 pm »
lol
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« Reply #18 on: July 12, 2004, 01:04:59 am »
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Fjortis is a way of life! The name comes from being age 14, because it's around that age the "fjortis" symptoms occur :P You can still be 20 and acting like a "fjortis" tho! I'm not one!

Don't you have annoying teenagers where you live Lizor? :P


Yah, but I guess I make sure to avoid wherever it is that they hang out. =P
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« Reply #19 on: July 12, 2004, 01:51:29 am »
Quote from: Lizor
Okay... trying to follow along...

But if I understand you all correctly, this is a comedy piece about teenage kids hanging out at either a McDs or some other corner mom and pop burger stand, right? Fjortisen is the name of the kids or the burger stand?


The word "fjortis" is derived from how we scandinavians pronounce 14 (fjorten) which is usually the age at kids, especially girls, are starting to get more mature (in their mind :) ) and starts to spend more time away from home
Fjortis is not the burger stand, hehe
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« Reply #20 on: July 12, 2004, 03:28:23 am »
Oh hey guys, we have McDonalds here!
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« Reply #21 on: July 12, 2004, 05:15:39 am »
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hahahahahahahahah :D

fjortisar is the reason i dont belive in god.. why would somone creat somthing so enoying and evil?


Nu kommer jag ihåg varför jag gillar Tolbot :D
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« Reply #22 on: July 12, 2004, 10:19:24 am »
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The males are recognized by their cock-liking sound


yes, i've heard of this problem...most of my guild seems to have it.

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« Reply #23 on: July 12, 2004, 04:09:18 pm »
rofl!
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« Reply #24 on: July 12, 2004, 06:33:18 pm »
What's a "cock-liking" sound?
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