You know, there are statues that talk. They're called automatrons that you'll see singing "Its a wonderful life, lets dance the jiggy" at Disney Land. This statue Boglwe, when she does speak, tends to say...
"Hello mister, might you be nice mister, want to meet my friend, mister. She love you long time. Sucky sucky 5 dollah."
Actually, yes Boglwe is HARDCORE roleplayer. Change of pace from the powergamer side. And her entire life is "hook'n" people up romantically. I did this once on Zenoman with Boglwe. She introduced me to some Unity of the Rose chick. I suggest everybody does it once, best damn comedy around.