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The Facts about Chuck Norris
« on: January 10, 2006, 02:45:34 PM »
http://chucknorrisfacts.com/

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Re: The Facts about Chuck Norris
« Reply #1 on: January 10, 2006, 03:17:22 PM »
Chuck Norris is God masquerading as a human.  :mrgreen:

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Re: The Facts about Chuck Norris
« Reply #2 on: January 10, 2006, 07:04:22 PM »
he used to do some fighting tournaments in SE Asia. one of the ones he won he finished with a broken jaw and somethin else. other dude had a broken leg or some shit.

my friend and i used to argue all the time about who would win a fight bruce lee or chuck norris. i always said chuck because unlike bruce lee he actually did the fighting tournaments.

ironically that friend died a few years ago. most likely from a chuck norris roundhouse kick.

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Re: The Facts about Chuck Norris
« Reply #3 on: January 10, 2006, 07:45:44 PM »
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Chuck Norris has never cried.

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, for hunting implies failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.

These are my favorite- even before looking at the website (so my wording my be different.). I've seen similiar lists before.

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Re: The Facts about Chuck Norris
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Re: The Facts about Chuck Norris
« Reply #5 on: January 10, 2006, 11:22:00 PM »
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Re: The Facts about Chuck Norris
« Reply #6 on: January 10, 2006, 11:43:52 PM »
at birth, Chuck Norris came out feet first so he could roundhouse kick the doctor in the face. Nobody delivers Chuck Norris but Chuck Norris

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Re: The Facts about Chuck Norris
« Reply #7 on: January 10, 2006, 11:50:21 PM »
I seem to remember that Bruce Lee kicked Chuck Norris' ass in one of the infamous Bruce Lee movies. If it was in RL though, nobody could predict the outcome. It would be worse than global nuclear war.

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Re: The Facts about Chuck Norris
« Reply #8 on: January 11, 2006, 12:07:01 AM »
I seem to remember that Bruce Lee kicked Chuck Norris' ass in one of the infamous Bruce Lee movies. If it was in RL though, nobody could predict the outcome. It would be worse than global nuclear war.

right and that was bruce lee's movie. of course he beats chuck in his own movie. but here is a good example of what i mean. who is the better soldier? sylvester stallone who played rambo or my cousin who does it foreal and got a bronze star and some purple hearts. sure bruce played a badass martial arts guy in the movies but chuck did it foreal in the tournaments, and not the pussy ones, the ones where shit gets broken.

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Re: The Facts about Chuck Norris
« Reply #9 on: January 11, 2006, 12:12:08 AM »
UFC Fighters would smoke either of them.
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Re: The Facts about Chuck Norris
« Reply #10 on: January 11, 2006, 02:32:55 AM »
UFC Fighters would smoke either of them.

definately. mma > any single style. triangle choke anyone?

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Re: The Facts about Chuck Norris
« Reply #11 on: January 11, 2006, 07:04:47 AM »
right and that was bruce lee's movie. of course he beats chuck in his own movie. but here is a good example of what i mean. who is the better soldier? sylvester stallone who played rambo or my cousin who does it foreal and got a bronze star and some purple hearts. sure bruce played a badass martial arts guy in the movies but chuck did it foreal in the tournaments, and not the pussy ones, the ones where shit gets broken.

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Chuck is a badass and anyone thinking other wise, know what they got comming!...
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Re: The Facts about Chuck Norris
« Reply #12 on: January 11, 2006, 12:51:33 PM »
Purple hearts are for people that can't deflect bullets and dodge explosions!  Chuck Norris just takes that shit!

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Re: The Facts about Chuck Norris
« Reply #13 on: January 13, 2006, 02:06:28 AM »
Chuck is a badass and anyone thinking other wise, know what they got comming!...


a roundhouse kick to teh face?
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Re: The Facts about Chuck Norris
« Reply #14 on: January 13, 2006, 01:55:41 PM »
"When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris."? :-D

my vote goes for Chuck

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Re: The Facts about Chuck Norris
« Reply #16 on: January 16, 2006, 12:34:37 AM »
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

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Re: The Facts about Chuck Norris
« Reply #17 on: January 16, 2006, 05:40:23 AM »
Chuck, has an elbow on his penis, so he has the ability to chop midgets in the face.

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Re: The Facts about Chuck Norris
« Reply #18 on: January 16, 2006, 09:55:32 PM »
Chuck kicks himself in the face to shave.

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Re: The Facts about Chuck Norris
« Reply #19 on: February 03, 2006, 10:09:39 AM »
Chuck Norris appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."

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Re: The Facts about Chuck Norris
« Reply #20 on: February 03, 2006, 03:44:16 PM »
They are all so funny!

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Re: The Facts about Chuck Norris
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Re: The Facts about Chuck Norris
« Reply #24 on: February 04, 2006, 09:01:04 PM »
lol  :mrgreen: cheaters!!

 

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