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Offline Tenzis

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« Reply #50 on: September 25, 2003, 10:28:54 PM »
hehehe great work hon yet again you did a great job on the story :D can't wait for next episode ;)
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« Reply #51 on: September 26, 2003, 03:44:05 PM »
Love it Qin! keep em coming, that was a nice hour out of my work  8)
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« Reply #52 on: September 26, 2003, 11:59:41 PM »
Well Done :D
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« Reply #53 on: September 27, 2003, 12:00:24 AM »
Qin is a hippy, he writes good stuff though :p

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« Reply #54 on: September 27, 2003, 10:58:42 AM »
Quote from: Linolea
Qin is a hippy, he writes good stuff though :p



Yeah but ast least i can log in and play  :D
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« Reply #55 on: October 07, 2003, 02:08:38 AM »
Aww, end of page =( Just gotta *bump* so I get a mail when it's updated ;D



As allways great story ... and I really liked that episode with the Slayer (The Black Knight =D )



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« Reply #56 on: October 07, 2003, 07:50:55 AM »
i have to say i appriciate all the positive feedback on this story and its because of you guys that i have not given up on this story or else it would have been abandoned ages ago.

<3 To all the Team from hell fans
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« Reply #57 on: December 12, 2003, 12:27:57 PM »
you have been patient and i have been busy but after revieving privater messages about the story and tells' from in game from strangers it appears the story was more popular than i had expected so here is a lil more seeing i had a spare 10 minutes





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So the remainder of the team get ready to set off. Myself, the doc, the fixer the silent MP, and the slayer of idiocy the Enforcer and the mournful demon.



Me: We gotta be careful now as there are not as many of us and we only have my healing to save us

Team Doc: Excuse me?

Me: What? When was the last time you really did anything other than worry about your nails?

Team Doc: So I like to look nice, whats your point?

Team Fixer: TROLLOP I think he means BOLLOCKS you don?t fucking heal anyone

Team Doc: Your all mean, I healed the big smelly dumb thing

Team Enf: Duh?

Me: Yeah just once

Team Doc: I healed you once

Me: Well bravo lets have a round of applause for lil Miss Perfect

Team Doc: Thank you



The doc didn?t seem to appreciate sarcasm but the MP was giggling at the comment. So we then take a look around the room, looking closer at the boxes that are sprawled all over the floor amidst the rubbish bags.



Team Enf: Me found lizard creature

Team Fixer: Sweet Shit dude

So then the fixer and the enf and even the MP pulls out a gun and spend 5 minutes killing a lizard the size of a packet of cigarettes, I felt sorry for the poor creature what was it going to do to hurt them? Get its teeth caught in Kevlar boots? After that little bit of fun the search continued

Team Fixer: Oh My Sweet Ass Fucking GOD I found a GA4 disk



This was a rare and highly sought after item among fixer trade, I never saw any point in it myself I never wanted to look like a smurf, so after an hours rest the fixer had managed to turn the disk into a working program and as if by magic turned into Papa Smurf.



Team Fixer: I am soo Fucking the man

Me: huh?

Team Fixer: Balls Licker I am the GAY man, Damn Tourettes

Team Doc: I think what he is trying to say is I am the man

Me: well that makes more sense

Team Demon: Eat your brains



As we leave the room I can hear something moving in the room opposite the one we were in.



Ace Bandit: Thank god I put that GA4 somewhere no one will find it I?d hate to loose that, if I did Gerry would kill me

Ace Bureaucrat: Gerry would have your guts for garters if he found out some lowlife fixer had stolen his GA4 disk he has been holding onto that since the dawn of time making sure every time he had been cloned it was always in a safe place so no one would get their hands on it.

Ace Bandit: Shhh whats the noise



They had obviously heard the fixer still overly noisy since he found his GA4.

Me: Guys be quiet we got two people in the next room so we have to?.

Too late the Enf and the fixer have heard there is fighting to be done and with the fixer eager to try out his new GA goes charging into the room.

Team Doc: Come on Qin keep up

Team Demon: Eat your brain!

So we follow in behind the others and all we can hear above the gun fire is the maniacal laughter of the fixer in between bursts of profanity.

Enf: Mongo SMASH!!

Then as the Ace Bureaucrat falls to the floor all I hear is the fixer



Team Fixer: I got a GA4 do dah do dah I got a GA4 Oh da do da day, oh da do dah day Oh da do dah day

Ace Bandit: Oh No you didn?t!

Then the bandit goes wild at the fixer and even the Enf looks shocked at the damage being dealt out by the bullet dodging Bandit. Watching the spectacle for a few seconds before helping the fixer I notice both are low on health while the doc stands back and files her nails and giving grooming advice to the demon.

As myself and the enf finish of the bandit, the fixer grid armour program stops and he is standing there nude. A big smile forms on the lips of the demon and the doc drops her file almost as quickly as her jaw dropped.
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« Reply #58 on: December 15, 2003, 02:37:41 AM »
HAHA this is some good shit man keep it up

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« Reply #59 on: December 15, 2003, 03:05:10 AM »
:)
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« Reply #60 on: January 19, 2004, 10:35:20 AM »
LOL Qin this is so damn funny  :lol:



Keep it up... plz.. good for a laugh  :wink:

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« Reply #61 on: February 05, 2004, 11:54:24 AM »
Team Fixer: Ooops cancelled the wrong damn bastard program

Team Doc: ???.

Deamon: Suck your?. I mean eat your brain

Team Fixer: Fucking touch me you die

The doc looks impressed, finally she can stop giving me those strange looks and focus on our foul mouthed friend. She pulls out a handkerchief and drops it by the fixers feet

Team Doc: Cover you self

Team Enf: What?s that thing?

Team Doc: that would be 9 inches of?..Qin you explain to him

Me: You explain it you the bloody doctor

Team Fixer: ITS MY COCK!

Team Enf: Oh what does it do?



So after a long discussion with the confused enf, he starts giggling and starts skipping off to do more damage elsewhere. The fixer boots up his GA nano and we carry on with our misadventure. As we continue on with the mission I begin to miss the fact that I didn?t have a denist appointment, or the fact that I could have spent years shopping for new implants (not breast implants I know what you lot are like) but no here I am with a bunch of morons and I am finding myself becoming more and more stupid as the mission continues.



As we turn round the corner we see two Omni MP?s sitting there playing cards, I figured this was a bit pointless as they have their manifestations floating over there opponents head reading the cards, I mean its not rocket science. I turn to the team.



Hold up guys I got a plan. Remember that old broadcast from earth about that Scoobydoo dog thing, the plans are a bit weird but they work.

They stare at me with a solid look of confusion.

Me: Ok Enf your Scoobydoo, Doc your Velma, Fixer your scrappy doo me I am shaggy

Doc, Velma????? But she is the ugly little one I want to be Daphne she was the pretty one.

Me: Ah true but tough shit this is my plan.

Enf: Scooby snacks good  wready raggy



Ok guys here is the plan????????????..
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« Reply #62 on: February 12, 2004, 11:52:53 AM »
hehe well that is funny ;)



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« Reply #63 on: April 15, 2005, 03:56:45 PM »
hmm i never did get round to finishing this off did i?

nice to see it had soo many people that liked it. It was for you guys that i kept it going. But as i gracefully bowed out of the game and what with the changes if i carried on now it would be as useful as a cock flavoured lollypop which the enforcer was soo keen on.

Anyway peoples any new adventurs i may write will be going on the website i am working on which will be full of small amusing stories some noe some i might just steal back and edit as there were many many spelling mistakes etc.



Peace people one day i may return.
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« Reply #64 on: April 15, 2005, 04:37:07 PM »
The n00bie teams are still there as are the new fr00bie teams .... I'm sure I've actually managed to team with those guys you know recently on my little crat. So in the mission department nothing has changed you still get the docs who heal themselves, the enfos who mongo and wonder why everything agros them ... pet pathing is just as good as it used to be.



I had to re-read it all, it's still relevent to todays game :)



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Re: Team From Hell
« Reply #65 on: March 31, 2006, 03:45:39 PM »
can't believe this is still here, might have so make some shit up from what i remember, gonna have to read the whole damn thing through again just to see how bad it actually was but i am sure i'll come up with somthin
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Re: Team From Hell
« Reply #66 on: March 31, 2006, 09:35:15 PM »
he he it made me read it again, and yup it still holds water bro :P

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Re: Team From Hell
« Reply #67 on: March 31, 2006, 09:48:16 PM »
Nice work man.

Do what all the WoW people do and make short films out of it  :-P

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Re: Team From Hell
« Reply #68 on: April 01, 2006, 07:57:36 PM »
ROFL!

best story ever.. wtb more chapters
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Re: Team From Hell
« Reply #69 on: April 04, 2006, 03:53:26 PM »
lol i left a bit off from the last one

Me: Velma here take this bright orange jumper and these nasty thick rimmed glasses and repeat after me
Doc: Ok. By the way I do not like this jumper it makes me look all gimpy
Me: say the word jinkies 
Doc: Jinkies!
Me: Good your getting there
Fixer: lemme at em I?ll fucking splat em
Me: Calm down fixydoo like just calm down man, Ok now for my groovy plan like we need to split up and divide and conquer, Velma and Scrappy go left Scoob and I will go right. When i say go Velma you and Fixydoo take the one on the left
Doc: My left or yours?
Me: Your not serious are you?
Doc: Of course i'm serious i'm a doc forced to wear crappy glasses and an Orange jumper!
Me: Listen Velma as you look down the Corridor you go to the one thats on your left hand side, which would be the same as MY left hand side, how the hell did you become a doctor?
Doc: Daddy paid was either this or working behind a bar.
Me: Ya might have been better off behind a bar
Doc: What was that?
Me: Nothin now can i finish explaining the plan?
Doc: yes
Me: Right ok so you can Fixydoo take the one on the left me and Scoob will take the one on the right
Enf: What is right?
Me: Its the opposit to left see that big Iron Hammer you have in your hands your holding it in your right hand, so you need to swing for the one which is on that side, clear?
Enf: Smash
Me:Yes you smash it, bah fuck it just hit what comes close ok
Enf: Yes me like to smash things
Me: damn nipple necks
Enf: What nipple?
Me: Ask the doc in a minute
Enf: What minute?
Me: For fucks sake! sod it just charge and hit what ever you fucking like i don't give a shit anymore
Fixor: Dude appears you got Tourrettes too fuckin must be fucking catching shit sorry bro
Me: I have not for FUCKING TOURETTES!!!!! IT IS NOT CATCHING!!!!!
At this point the two MP over hear as i have completely lost it with the team and the come to investigate as the first of the flying meatballs rounds the corner the enf kicks in his rage and plays tennis with the meatball sending it back to the MP.


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Re: Team From Hell
« Reply #70 on: April 04, 2006, 08:35:56 PM »
still great work ;) thanks again!

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Re: Team From Hell
« Reply #71 on: April 06, 2006, 08:49:19 AM »
ya know i thought i'd have had a few more people gaggin for the latest installment
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Re: Team From Hell
« Reply #72 on: April 06, 2006, 06:22:33 PM »
bah these forums are dying along with storm and ao =|

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Re: Team From Hell
« Reply #73 on: April 06, 2006, 06:29:15 PM »
The member forum is waaay different. =P

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Re: Team From Hell
« Reply #74 on: April 06, 2006, 07:11:53 PM »
gimme access then

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dammit you guys need the allnighte emoticon :(

 

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