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Offline Dragonfly

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Sailing into the sunset.
« on: June 19, 2003, 02:39:26 AM »
"Argh t'was once a day a mighty pirate like me could plunder and adventure," Dragonfly bellowed.


     "Argh thats right Magellan plunder, but now we sail into the sunset. We'll land in  a secret cove and set up booby traps everywhere to keep pesky children from stealing our booty!"


     They both paused gazing over the horizon. They saw a mast flying on the horizon. Then as if a million years of silence had been broken Dragonfly screamed,"Its the cowardly pirate Baron De Luegro! Raise battle sails! Ye t'wont make it to the zone this time!"

     They chased hard but then the sky grew dark. All thought of combat faded as the bright clear sky suddenly turned black.

     "Steady as ye go!"

     "But cap'n we're heading right into a vicious lag storm!"

     "Steady as ye go or the only sailin ye'll be doin' is off my plank!"

     Dragonfly scratched his chin with his hook. He dreamed about his tomb with riddles at every corner. A piano that would make the floor drop away seemed to please him greatly. Failure to make it through the lag storm wasnn't a thought on his mind.

     "There she be mateys! Our secret tomb! er I mean fort!"


     "Arghh Magellan ain't no tomb here just a rest stop!"


     They sailed in and built the traps which were later bypassed by some frekin goonies who stole all the phat lewtz so that Corey Feldman could go buy alot of heroin. TEH END!@

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« Reply #1 on: July 06, 2003, 01:13:45 AM »
k I missed this the first time ROFL! Corey Feldman... hahahaha!

Offline Bananaz

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« Reply #2 on: July 08, 2003, 01:07:23 AM »
Arrrrrrr cap'n! Tresure to plunder and villagers to play with!

Offline Linolea

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« Reply #3 on: July 09, 2003, 10:32:15 AM »


Offline Phoenix

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« Reply #4 on: July 09, 2003, 11:40:23 AM »
haha lino good one :)

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